Scorpio Monthly Horoscope

Scorpio’s December: Sexy Retreats, Cozy Vibes, and Holiday Healing

Hello, Scorpio, and welcome to the grand finale of 2024! December is here to remind you that even the most intense zodiac sign deserves some downtime. This month has all the drama you love—Mars retrograde, a Gemini full moon, and a dark new moon—but with a twist: it’s mostly about cozying up, reconnecting with loved ones, and maybe indulging in a little self-care (or a lot, we’re not judging).

Mars Retrograde: Permission to Be a Little Lazy

Kicking things off on Friday, December 6, your co-ruler Mars goes retrograde in Leo, landing in your 10th House of Social Status. Normally, you’re the zodiac’s go-getter, but Mars is pulling the brakes. Don’t panic if your usual ambition or libido takes a breather—it’s cosmic law for now. Instead, embrace this rare chill mode. Think of it as a hall pass for naps, Netflix, or plotting your next big move (quietly).

Venus, Ceres, and Neptune: Sexy Meets Snuggly

The same day, Venus, the lover planet, sashays into your 4th House of Home and Family. If you’ve got a budding romance, things might feel seriously cozy. Long-term couples? It’s your time to light some candles and get reacquainted with Netflix…and each other.

As if Venus wasn’t enough, asteroid Ceres shows up on Saturday, December 7, joining the homey vibes. Want more? Neptune ends its retrograde in your steamy 5th House of Pleasure the same day. Translation: whether it’s bubble baths, massages, or just a good cuddle session, the cosmos are screaming, treat yourself! This could be one of the sexiest weekends of the year—or at least the best excuse to finally use that fancy bath bomb.

December 15: Gemini Full Moon and Mercury Direct = Drama-Free Glow-Up

Circle Sunday, December 15, on your calendar. A Gemini full moon beams down on your 8th House of Transformation. Some Scorpios might channel this energy into their signature seductive style (new lingerie, anyone?), while others might opt for a bold new look or nail art masterpiece.

Adding to the glow-up vibes, Mercury finally ends its retrograde that day, clearing up communication chaos. Exes sliding into your DMs? Gone. Awkward holiday travel plans? Smoothed out. Your wit and charm? Sharper than ever.

Capricorn Season: Ambition Meets Hot Cocoa

On Saturday, December 21, the sun enters Capricorn and your chatty 3rd House just in time for the Winter Solstice. This day, marking Yule (a.k.a. witchy Christmas), is perfect for family gatherings, warm beverages, and maybe even some low-key spellwork (or just baking cookies, your call).

For the next few weeks, the sun energizes your social side, encouraging you to catch up with friends and family. Yes, even the ones who text “u up?” at weird hours.

Chiron Direct: Healing Feels Surprisingly Fun

Fast-forward to Sunday, December 29, when Chiron, the wounded healer, goes direct in your self-care-oriented 6th House. After holiday stress (and maybe dodging weird family questions), this is your cosmic cue to reconnect with your chosen family. Whether it’s a wine night, karaoke, or just venting over pizza, you’ll find the vibes refreshingly therapeutic.

Capricorn New Moon: Fresh Starts Without the Pressure

Finally, the year wraps up with a dark new moon in Capricorn on Monday, December 30, activating your 3rd House of Communication. New moons are great for fresh starts, but don’t overthink it. Jot down a couple of intentions, toast to the year ahead, and enjoy the night however you like.

Scorpio’s December Cheat Sheet

• Friday, December 6: Mars retrograde + Venus enters your 4th House
• Saturday, December 7: Ceres joins Venus + Neptune goes direct
• Sunday, December 15: Full moon in Gemini + Mercury direct
• Saturday, December 21: Sun enters Capricorn + Winter Solstice
• Sunday, December 29: Chiron direct in your 6th House
• Monday, December 30: New moon in Capricorn

So there you have it, Scorpio. This December, it’s all about finding balance: a little romance, a little rest, and a lot of connection with the people who matter most. Whether you’re rocking bold new eyeliner or just rocking out in your pajamas, the stars have your back. See you in 2025!